Bethesda Maryland Guitar Teacher

Annoying License Plates and Bumper Stickers

Friday, December 28th, 2012

A Prius with a plate that said, MPG55.  I wanted to take a rock and throw it through his windshield. Can people be more obnoxious?  Well, as a matter a fact, they can!  The people who have 26.2 oval stickers should have their cars taken away so they can’t brag on their bumpers.  Besides, if […]

Mommy Merry Go Round

Friday, June 8th, 2012

02 The Mommy Merry-Go Round by Sally Pessin   Here is a song I wrote for a Simon and Schuster author’s website to assist her in promoting her new baby book.  She hired me to write a humorous song about what it was like to be a new mother.  She took me into the studio, […]

Cinco de What?

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Did you know that Cinco de Mayo is a minor holiday in Mexico?  It’s such a minor holiday that it’s on par in importance with Dog Walker Appreciation Day.  Then why the heck do we make such a big fuss over it in the U.S.?  Mexican Independence Day is September 17, NOT May 5.  But […]

Rachael Ray (what a weird way to spell Rachel!)

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

I am not addicted to Rachael Ray but I do like her.  Once again, Jet Blue and their little personal TVs are responsible for getting me turned onto her show. I got a great pasta salad recipe that didn’t involve mayonnaise (not my favorite thing unless it’s sparingly used on a sandwich). She does have […]